Give him an ultimatum, either he kissed you because he still has feelings for you or he kissed you because he is a dick playing your feelings. Give him an ultimatum.
We're like cats VS dogs. I'm the dog because I'm a bitch and you're the cat because you're a fucking pussy.
[A/N: this fanfic was probably too easy to write! I mean the feels I already have for captain Charmig and the fact that I could just picture how everyone would react this was just so much fun!]
CS- The Only Thing That’s Ever Been Mine
When Killian waltzed into the diner with a smirk plastered on his face Emma knew they were in trouble. Killian held a flyer in his hand which he slammed down on the table before them. A one hundred dollar bill was paper clipped to the top with “congratulations” scrawled on the paper in black sharpie.
Red text titled the flyer as: “Storybrook’s Most Handsome Man Competition: Results Are In”.
Three pictures were blown up to larger size, namely 2nd-4th place and one photo was larger than the rest and titled first place. The dashing rapscallion whom had sauntered in with the flyer was the humble winner.
“Read it and weep, Chaming, my mate,” Killian teased, crossing his arms and watching their expressions as Emma, Chaming, Snow, Regina, Henry, Tink, and Robin read the flyer. They had gathered for a family dinner at the diner and Roland was occupying Neal playing with his hands.
“Look at you in second place,” Regina smiled and pat Robin’s shoulder.
”Second place deserves more than a shoulder tap,” Robin began but Regina leaned into his ear and whispered something incoherent. Robin laughed, “That sounds fair.” Regina laughed and rolled her eyes.
“FOURTH!” Chaming exclaimed in out rage. “I got FOURTH!”
“Haha, so you did,” Snow laughed happily. “Congrats on the title Killian, clearly the ladies have given their vote of approval.”
”That’s awesome! He got one hundred bucks for being hot! I want to grow up and make money for being hot!” Henry high-fived Killian.
“Hey mister, there’s more to life than being hot,” Regina informed him.
“Who allowed this competition/poll thing to go on? It’s truly condescending to all the people who didn’t place first!” Charming exclaimed.
“I’m rather content in second,” Robin piped up.
”Well second’s basically first!” Charming whined.
“You’re just upset you got fourth, o l d man,” Regina laughed.
”I’m younger than you,” Charming said offended.
”Hey now!” Snow interjected placing a hand on Charming’s chest.
“Pay up, mate, unless you want to teach the little lads to launder with bad form,” Killian prodded him.
“Ha! Dad you’re only upset because you lost a bet to Killian, now this all makes sense!” Emma exclaimed with a giggle as she ran her hand through Killian’s hair.
“Here you filthy pirate! Double the prize money,” Charming threw two hundred dollar bills down on top of the hundred dollar bill.
“Holy shit you guys bet big money,” Ruby remarked as she cleared their drinks.
Killian reached for the money but Emma was faster. “And that will buy me a new wardrobe because all my shirts keep getting-” she glanced at her parents and opted to say a better word for ‘shredded to pieces in the process of undressing before banging’ for a more modest, “ruined.” Killian still snickered giving them slightly away and Regina laughed stroking Robin’s arm. Emma got up and kissed Killian lightly before starting to walk off. “Mama’s got shopping to do.”
Regina grabbed her coat and ruffled Henry and Roland’s hair, merely winking at Robin, “I’ll come with for…moral support.” as the two women started to walk away a waitress walked over to the booth they had gathered in. She wore the short red leather skirt and barely-counted-as-a-shirt shirt that pushed her boobs up like a corset.
”Hey, Captain, I was just wondering,” The black haired waitress’s fingers trailed along his hook and Emma felt a twang of jealousy beginning to spark in her core. “How you got your hook?”
That’s my line! Emma thought and she wheeled herself around. “Fuck no!” Emma strode over and slammed her lips against Killian’s her tongue dipping into his mouth and her fingers pulling him closer to her.
Emma pulled away out of breath and turned to stare spitefully at the departing waitress. “Granny you need to get some new employees!” Emma called out and Granny laughed.
Emma placed her arms around Killian and rested her chin on his shoulder, “Mine.”
”So who got third place?” Snow said clearing her throat awkwardly after that display of affection from her daughter to the pirate.
“Is that?” Emma asked furrowing her eyebrows. “It is.”
”Leroy!” Snow laughed. “Well would you look at that.” Charming just pouted.
Thanks so much for the help!
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that took a turn i was not expecting
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Actually it’s 6 times.
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
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And it’s Supernatural with the win
all time favorite quote c:
shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder
your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill